Pure
$PURE and associated onchain accounts · paired with WYFI
$PURE contract0x9D67B8421C9bCe78D5eEB2cDe3EB54cf44469Fef · explorer ↗ · launch transaction ↗ · $PURE market ↗
🔔 Graduated
Current Assets
Read from the bonding curve every ten seconds · last read —
WYFI held on the curve—
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The curve does not trade, lend or invest the WYFI. It hands it back to whoever sells.
Treasury
WYFI earned by $PURE's creator fees · read every ten seconds
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$PURE burned for WYFI—
Creator tax1.00% → treasury
Exit fee2%, stays in treasury
Redeemburn $PURE for pro-rata WYFI
Burn $PURE, receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on the WYFI; 2% stays for the remaining holders. The longer you wait, the more you get. Anyone may call collect() to push the claimable fees in.
Contracts
Robinhood Chain · chain id 4663 · every figure on this page is read from these
$PURE treasury · creator fee recipient0xA287f95A792471c006C71322618dDF9D035117E5 · verified source ↗
No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into WYFI whenever it is open. The treasury is the floor: burn $PURE for its share of the WYFI, any time, forever.
Uncut white fiber. Never stepped on. Straight from the source.
$PURE uses creator fees to fund a treasury of WYFI. Holders can burn $PURE for pro-rata WYFI in the treasury while a 2% exit fee remains in the treasury for the remaining holders. The longer you wait the more you get!
$PURE is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in WYFI. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation and no plan. There is a treasury, and nobody controls it.
One meme per stock, one treasury per meme. This is the WYFI one.
Questions nobody asked
What is Pure?
Uncut white fiber. Never stepped on. Straight from the source.
What is $PURE?
A fixed-supply token whose creator fees accumulate in an immutable WYFI treasury, with a permanent burn-for-WYFI redemption that makes sure the amount of WYFI backing each token never declines. Also a joke about WhiteFiber, Inc..
What is it paired with?
WYFI, the tokenized WhiteFiber, Inc. stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $PURE means spending WYFI. Selling $PURE gives WYFI back. The pairing is the joke, and it is what the treasury fills with.
Is this affiliated with WhiteFiber, Inc.?
No.
Where does the treasury's WYFI come from?
Creator fees on $PURE's own market: a 1.00% creator tax on every trade plus the creator's share of the trading fee, both in WYFI. They sit on the curve until anyone sweeps it, or it graduates, which sweeps by itself; pons' fee escrow then credits them to the treasury. Anyone may call collect(), which pulls the credited fees in, and every redemption attempts the same call first.
What exactly happens when I redeem?
You burn $PURE and receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on the treasury's WYFI; the 2% remainder stays in the treasury. Because the full burned share leaves supply while only 98% of its WYFI leaves the treasury, backing per remaining token rises with every redemption. Measured in WYFI, it never falls.
Does the treasury invest, lend, or buy back?
No. It never trades, lends, stakes, or buys its own token, and it pays no distributions. Holding $PURE is exposure to WYFI plus this fee stream, and to the joke. Nothing else.
Who controls the contract?
No one. There is no owner, pause, upgrade path, or parameter setter. Binding the token is permissionless and only accepts a launch whose pons record names this treasury as its creator fee recipient. The verified source is linked under Contracts.
What happens when the curve fills?
It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against WYFI, and the seal on this page turns gold. The treasury keeps collecting the creator fee from the pool.
Can I sell?
Any time the curve is open, back into WYFI. Or burn into the treasury, any time at all. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund and the treasury is the floor.
What are the risks?
Contract risk: unit, fuzz and fork suites are public; it has not been externally audited. Issuer risk: WYFI can be paused or blocklisted by its issuer. Chain risk: Robinhood Chain's core contracts are upgradeable by its operator and it runs a single sequencer. Flow risk: fees depend on pons, on trading, and on people finding this funny.
Is this like UFG?
Yes, shamelessly. UFG is one token backed by ETH from its own fees. This is the same contract shape backed by WYFI instead, one per joke.
Who made this?
A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.
Can I lose money?
Yes. Obviously.
Roadmap
- pons approves the WYFI pair
- treasury deployed
- launch at block 52,410,587
- seal painted
- curve fills · graduate
- seal turns gold
Redeem
Burn $PURE and take its share of the treasury's WYFI, or push the claimable fees in for everyone. Your own browser wallet signs; this page never sees a key.
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Your $PURE—
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Fees claimable into the treasury—
You receive 98% of the burned share's claim on every asset the treasury holds; 2% stays for the remaining holders. A redemption collects the claimable fees first, by itself. No wallet? The verified contract on the explorer ↗ does the same by hand: approve the treasury on $PURE, then redeem(amount, minOuts, to).